Still embarrassed

Just a quick one since I promised poop stories and have yet to deliver.
Ethan and I went shopping at Costco on Sunday. As normal, we get mid store and he has to go to the bathroom. So we fight our way through the crowds back to the front of the store, and park our cart. Where it was then so nicely confiscated by a Costco employee and all of the things that I had planned to buy were re shelved. HELLO---if you see a full cart parked outside of a store bathroom, it is probably not abandoned!
Any mother will tell you that a child's voice is the loudest when he is saying something that not everyone should hear. This is especially true in a public restroom where the acoustics for little boy revelations mid-poop, are truly incredible. This time Ethan announced to the entire bathroom with a unique combination of wonder, excitement,and amazement --- "Mommy! My poop has corn in it!"